St Patrick's Day Golf Jokes
Happy St Patrick's Day!
Here are a few of our favorite St Patrick's Day golf jokes....
Grandpa Murphy is smarter than he looks: Yesterday Paddy went golfing with his grandpa Murphy. On the 12th hole Paddy hit his tee shot a bit to the left and his ball landed in front of a big 40ft tree. Paddy was just going to hit around the tree when grandpa Murphy said, "Ya know, when I was your age I could hit it right up and over that same tree." Not wanting to be outdone Paddy's ego took over and he grabbed his 9 iron to hit the ball right over that tree. Paddy took his best shot and THWACK the ball hit dead center of the tree and bounced back 30 yards behind him. That's when grandpa Murphy adds, "Of course when I was your age that tree was only 2 feet tall!"
Cheaters never win: Paddy and Mick head out for their usual 9 holes of golf and they agree to a $50.00 bet. They are both playing very well and after the 8th hole Mick is ahead by one stroke, but he cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball," Mick asks Paddy. After several minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Mick secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" Mick announces. "After all the years we've been friends and playing together," Paddy says, "I can't believe that you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks." Mick responds, "What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!" "And you're a liar, too!" Paddy explains. "I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!"
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